Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Saturday, February 16, 2008

gEli Mat

i jes came back frm sis Zlaa's blog....watched one of the rude video voted in youtube.it reminds me of another video clip that's really tickles me everytime i watch it...till kandaku pun sometimes nak pujuk his 'majuk' wife will sing the song fr this video clip.we also sing together this song during our laypark2 time...(masa nie really tgh boring tahap gaban..),sort of trying to 'google' up what to do next....so,watch n enjoy the clip.(make sure u watch it smoothly without any buffering...dload perabih dulu tau).layannnnnnnnn.........



************haVe a Nice daY,do come again,ya!****************

Saturday, January 26, 2008

datuk...nenek.

SCENE ONE


one late evening,DQ came back with kanda ku from my brother's house.i didnt go with them coz EA was fall asleep.as she entered into my room,she quickly ran to me and hugged me with her big smile.she was trying to tell me something using her own language...hehe so cute!i grinned at her....my 'kepochi' sweet little girl.but my eyes were focusing on the tv screen....watching a local talk show.since DQ was so excited mumbling about her visit to paklang's house...i realized and assured she met her favourite cousin 'aghah' (sarah) and my sister whom she calls 'ibu'.so,i asked her......

''DQ jumpa ibu ek,tadi?"

"ibuuuuu.....tikaTikujojoeyayeo ibuuuuu umahhhh"

"kak sarah ada tak?"

"aghahhhhh yeaaaaay!!aghahhhh yess yesss...noooo"

"ok....what about abg razin...ada tak?"

"ajin?!nanakkkk.....nanakk,ajin....umahhh" hehe....these two kiddos can't get along (DQ & razin) though razin is only 1yr older than DQ.

"datok ada?"

"daaaatokkkkk......ahyyTYjdandkahuei datok!" (my parents stay with my brother).

"ic....nenek plak,ada tak?"

spontaneously DQ replied "nenek tuuuuuu...." with her finger pointing at the tv screen.....


guess who's on the tv.......



hahahaha..... 'kak nita'.yup,i was watching her talk show 'ANITA' that moment.it's either DQ was trying to say that her nenek looks like anita sarawak (amboiii...kellass gitu nenek dia..stylo,hehe)or kak nita is old enuff to be called 'nenek' (disebalik ke'awetan' mudanya itu) or what ever is in her mind.well,what's your conclusion??

SCENE TWO

'busy' chattin n gossipin on YM with my fren,DQ approached me with intention to show me a photo.....

"mommy,mommy....." she grabbed my hand.

"iyyeee DQ....what sayang?" without looking at her.(hehe...sowwy ek sayang...mommy tgh syiook chattin)

"mommy,mommy....nie,datuk..datuk..."pointing at the photo.

"ok,datuk ek....love datuk k...."askin her to kiss the photo,still not lookin at her.

"mommmyyyyy....mommmyyy.....datukkkkkkkk" this time she shaked my hand hard.

"lerrrr.....anakku....atok mendenye sayang oiiii....hahaha"my eyes were finally lookin into the photo.this is the photo......







tu aaa dia....si smeagol yg tersengih tu dia kata datuk.keh keh keh...my DQ dearie..he's not even datuk...u can call him great great grandpa instead.this pic was taken during LOTR's exhibition at Singapore Science Center last 4 years.DQ pun takde lagi masa tu.

haVe a Nice day.........do come again,ya'!.

Friday, January 18, 2008

maCam-maCam adaaa.....

today...let's go by number.....



1) lastnite,masa mommy tgh berborak2 ngan daddy...DQ yg dok asyik main dgn toys dia tibe2 naik atas katil....seraya berkata...







'mommy...mommy....mommyyyy....look pappa...pappaa..'







this was actually,mende yg dia pegang...alphabet 'M'.....she's referring to McD.....wahhhhhh,mommy n dad were so touched n proud of u DQ dearest! you r so observance n clever...way to go DQ!moga DQ membesar bagai johan,cemerlang dunia akhirat..







2) due to my frustration coz at 4pm kene buka posa diatas sebab dijajah oleh 'bendera jepang'......i decided to cook fried rice for the day.....kensel seme plan...kueh cara especially.lucky,kanda ku memang hantu nasi goreng.......kalo hari2 masak ns goreng lagii dia suka...huhu~~ (sonang kojo den....)







3) ada ke patut....i asked kanda ku.....




'kanda,all d bills da kering...(coz d 'postoman' yg clever n rajin itew alwiz doesnt place our letters properly into the postbox....end up,bila ujan...basahh lerr...)







as always....he will ask me back...'erkk...bil ape yg dah kering....?'




aiyooo.....this hubby aaa 'the bills that u hang dlm store i tu ler.....on my round hanger tu' hoping that he will keep the bills away immediately.




'ooooooooOOooo....yg tu ek.let it be....it's a new way of paying ur bills...once it's dry,it means ur bills are paid....' with his 'selamber' face.




Boleh ke mcm tu??can aaa like that??!aiyaaa....this fella aaa...nak marah pun ade,coz semak mata memandang jer....nak tergelak pun ade...wat eva it is...i luvvvv u lah kanda ku...tau takper,huhu~!!







4) ok...now it's EA's turn laks...... (my 'garienggg' boy....)





he's so 'kepochi' lately....making sounds,talking,mumbling,blabbering....n loves watching d TV...but not to b@rney..... hehe,everytime d purple dino appears on the screen his face will change,muka tergezuts,sometimes penyek jer muka coz takut kots.









'uishhh....ok,ok...posing posing....' 'alaaa....not too manylah,mommy..me shy2 lah'









'ishhh....see,me shy2 already......,take deep breath..inhale...exhale.....'













'mommyyyyy....enuff lah...i really dun hv any idea wat more to pose lah...'





look at his lips...kalo dah sibuk berborak,senget-menget nanti..hehe.skrang pun pandai dah,d moment nampak camera ja...terus stagnant.There's one day,i was tryin to record his 'talkings' ..from afar...then,gettin nearer n nearer to him...once he saw me with d camera...instantly,smile n stand-still....ishhh....nak kene pakai hidden camera ini macam.my dearest 'kilo-kilo' baby.





************************do come again,ya!***************************

Friday, January 11, 2008

opsss....tersasul pulak.



early in d morning,while my kanda was busy replyin his emails before leavin for work.....

"kanda,my 'brake' pad's stock is runnin low..."

with his weird face..."erkkk...i jes changed ur car 'brake pads' last month...what do u mean by it's runnin low??"

"lerr....maksudnye dah nak abis ler...." in the same time,me kinda curious why is he talkin abt my car....

"but...it's a brand new 'brake' pads lah dinda "


"opsss,sorry kanda...did i say 'brake' pads jes now?ihiks'...sorry,what i mean is 'breast' pad'..huhu~~"

my kanda said those two things sound similar but it's totally a different material n shapes.

kuang kuang kuang....well,sometimes ur mouth doesnt sync with what u have in ur mind...hehe.