SeNoNoh ker...?!

What will u do..if …when  you are in the public..all of sudden u feel itchy….u really need to scratch ur body….or u need to touch or fix something in order to make u feel gooood…erkkkkkks..but  if u do so..it is soooo humiliating hehe..u know lah which part of the body I am referring at…ihiks’ it is up to ur imagination.aiyooooo seksa woo wa cakap lu…

Ini adalah entry merepek meraban jer…sbb tgh tension,pehtu  I saw a lady dgn kompidennye mengorek b*nt*tnye dan menarik sesuatu…thong dia terselit kot..terkengkang2 jln nak betulkan allignment…hahaha,suka hati dia jer kan.kot yer pun gi lah toilet ke…cover2 ler skit,toleh ler sekeliling....

another scenario...td on the way back to penang....we stopped for a while at simpang pulai hentian to top up T&g at petronas.i saw one decent guy with her T tugged in lagi gitu...not bad looking lah..he drove N@bira mpv...sedang elok nak masuk kenderaannya...he turned to his left (ada rumput ler) bent down..shhrrooooohhhhhhh...siap ada percikan lagi...adoiiiiiiii.. eeewwwww...grosssss ...selamberr badak dia jer buang hingus kat situ.the best part,dia lap jer tgn kat jeans dia...erkkk?!!dah kata dok kat petrol pump.masuk ler toilet,malas sgt pi lah kat tepi tu ada paip kat tempt pump angin..setidak2 pun,amik ler tisu dulu dlm kete ke..takkan ler takde tissue??!

p/s:sib baik ada rahsia resepi kat bertam nie..bleylah online sementara tunggu mama&akak stucked jammed dr pulau.tenkiu SR..cuma rasa2nye setakat ni jer kot pembangunan kat KB nie..maklum ler tak lama lagi org tu tak jd PM lagi.harap2 salah ler jangkaan ku ini.... 

**************haVe a NiCe day,do come again,ya!***********

kENaPa....

sepatutnya hati dan perasaan ni seronok dan gumbira kerna nak bercuti pjg dgn keluarga terchenta....selalu mcm nie...bila nak plan bercuti,balik kg  excited,gumbira...tp,bila menghampiri hari yg actualnye..sure stressssss.

mentang2lah aku yg paling kecik  and perhaps paling bodoh..

arghhhhh,i wish i jes can spit it out everythingggggg....tolong lah pahammm...

ishhh,kalau aku bley bersuara..meluahkan apa yg terbuku di hati...tp,kang di kata tak hormat pula...takperlah dah aku yg paling tak berguna kan...bley diorg sesuka hati maki2 aku,lepas geram kat aku..at the end of the day,bl;ey minta mahap blk...aku pun telan jer lah..biasa dah mcm tu...tp,tang bila kitorg nak berjln..blk kg hendak2ye tolonnggg lah paham....end up,my kandaku n myself gak yg stress...kami gak ler yg hampir2 nak bertegang urat...aduishhh,sib baik yg bertanduk tu dpt ditendang jauh2....

Ya Allah,berikanlah kekuatan pd hamba-Mu ini...berilah petunjuk-Mu,jln yg terbaik utk segalanya.Moga tiada lg hati yg terluka..terutama kandaku...thanks kanda for ur understanding n ur patience.

takperlah,

 

nanti dikata tak ikhlas lak...apa2 lah...suka hati diorg lah...telan jer lah...moga Dia beri hidayah pd kami.

*************haVe a Nice day,do come again,ya!************

SEpeTanG di KLaNg.....

alkisah...sabtu lalu,dlm ku tertunggu2 mana ler agaknye kandaku nak bawak mlm ni for eniberseri dinner..tiba2 mulut gatai ajak kandaku gi tengok tayar.maklum ler maduku-bini no 1 kandaku, telah kehausan botak tayar yg belakang.dua2 lak tu,memikirkan this weekend nak balik penang (sis ummi365,takde ape2 ke nak dikurier pd cikgu 'cekelat' kita nun tu..FOC nie,ihiks'),maka keharusan lah mencari tayar ganti.apabila bini terchenta lak racun suami tersayang tukar rim...wahhhh,bertambah semangat ler dia..hehe.

dlm around,lebey kurang 330ptg...tibelah kami di sini...kedai batu belah...

sampai2 jer...kent,pekerja kedai tu mengoffer tayar dan rim second hand nie...harga menarik,murah lah....for 225/50/18....tp,bila kandaku tunjuk pd adindanye...(mesti nak dpt opinion dulu kan...). 'erkkk..oklah for that price..serabut skitlah,biasalah pattern dia,u kan alwiz go for a simpler one...tp,mcm poyo jer rim nie...hehe' '18 tu kanda...tak berat ke?' kandaku pun setuju ngan pendapat adinda..bagusss baguss.

mataku terpandang pd rim yg nie 'enkei',kerna ku tahu kandaku mmg dr dulu suka enkei,rim2 yg sebelum ni mmg enkei belaka...nielah dia 225/50/18 gak...perghhh yg nie mmg mahal walaupun second hand...

sbb nie haaa....jepang mari...lg ler kandaku teringat2 rim yg lopeh2 tu(dr zaman bujang sampai kawin),rezki dia dpt seme enkei-jepang murah dah bokonan na kek hati..hehe.

tapi,tak bley gak yg nie...sbb dia nye lima lubang...lupakan ler.kelebek2 rim yg dlm kedai,dah pilih mana yg patut,amik rege...gi dulu survey kedai satu lagi...

on the way ke kedai satu lg,nampak antara mpv idaman...

sampai dah kedai nie...nama dia 'kedai kayu'...kedai ni 3 pintu sekali dia kaut,mmg kedai batu belah n kedai kayu ni ramai org...

takde gak yg berkenan kat sini.....so,patah balik ke batu belah...nampak masjid kat kedai batu belah tadi,asar pun dah masuk..solat lah dulu...sambil minta petunjuk mana satu nak amik..( lupo lak nak amik gambo eh..maklum ler adinda duk dlm kete jaga anak2,tokleh masuk pun..prohibitted...)

kat kedai batu belah...selepas dicatu oleh kandadinda...tinggallah yg dua nie...display dulu..ni dia letak kat  tayar belakang...

wahhhh...dia racun baik punyeee suh amik tayar 50,baru padan kata nye...yg nie 215/50/17.tapi,ok gak..tak ler payah ku nak mengelak lobang..kalu pakai tayar 45-low profile...masak nak menjaga dr rim bengkok...maklum ler bini no1 dia tu weyy.. :P

ni rim yg satu lagi...letak belah dpn lak,both taiwan nye rim..ku tahu dua2 nye tak ler dia suka sgt..sbb dihati dia dah ada idaman kalbu...enkei gak..yg dia jumpa kat semabok,melaka 4-5bln dolu...siap cari kat net...tepon semabok pun,diorg tak sure ada lg ke dak...

setelah puas berunding dgn adinda....dptlah keputusannye..teka mana satu yg dipilih..ihiks'

 kandaku merenung jauh rim di kereta...EA cuba memberi pendapat dia plak..yg DQ lak dlm kete layan dvd...ikut ler anak oitt..hehe.

ape2 pun,tenkiu lah kandaku kerna perlukan jua pendapat ku...of coz ler dia tanya,dah kata berchenta dulu kami dating kat workshop..seme aku belajar..mivec,turbo,vtec..gear box,tuning,e-manage,segala mak nenek yg aku tak tau jadi tau...then,amik course pasal rim laks..hehe,pasal kete lah...kenelah adilkan..dah dia layan gak kesukaan ku...kalau ku ke es es ef ke..dia sabar ikut,layan menanti..kire fair n square kan..barulah aman rumahtangga..ihiks'

kepada kandaku...kalu jumpa gak enkei idaman tu..nnt trade in jer ler yg ado nie..(wahhh racunn jgn tak racun...:P),dah ater balik ghoje jer kome dok ..merenung rim...udah2 ler tu...nnt jumpa teman belanja ler..hahaha,mcm ler ada duit ye..bayo ler senirik..takper i kasi..ahaks' i dun mind..(ni munyik mcm bodekkan..mcm ada udg sebalik kain..ihiks).

moral of the story...nan adolah dinner mlm tu..coz mummy dah penat,tak sempat pun nak anto anak2 to my sis...jadi bersantai ler bersama keluarga..hehe.

****************haVe a NiCe day,do come again,ya!**************

 

LiMa sUDAh....

on the same date 5 years ago.....bersamaan dgn sambutan maal hijrah 1425,kanda dan dinda finally disatukan...jadilah kandadinda4e..ihiks'.

yup...today is my 5th anniversary...alhamdulillah,alhamdulillah,alhamdulillah to Him who created such a wonderful,caring,loving,understanding n handsome (ensem ke?yes darling..u r alwiz ensem on my eyes n in my heart!) husband for me.Thank you Lord!

Dr Fadzilah Kamsah kata...it takes at least 5year to understand ur spouse in marriage..at least,ok.harap2 we have known, kenal hati budi each other well yer, kandaku....11 thn dah berchenta and still in the same mood,takkan tak lulus2 lg kot..hehe :P

kandaku ingat tak masa berchenta in between..there's 1year kite broke up tu..ihiks'..i cried n cried n cried so badly..eventhough i was the one who made the decision.i tried so many things to forget u...but i cant..same things with u,rite...the moment we were back as a couple n the nite after our nikah u did say ...'thanks Lord for keeping my heart only for her..'.i really love to hear that...ihiks'.

no word can describe how much i luv this guy whom i call my man,hubby,fren,bf...but one thing for sure..if i read or listen to or even imagine about great marriage,ideal hubby,true love,'bestest' companion,'kerek+happening' fren ihiks'....i can simply cry...becoz i have all that..n i'm really glad,syukur yg teramat for that.remember last nite,when u grabbed my hand before nak turun kereta whilst asking 'dinda,r u happy with me?' with my deepest heart n sincere love i replied 'yessss i am..!'..tp,kalu tak kerna perut dah keroncong,lapo bebeno dah masa tu..definitely i will cry..hehe,jgn mare ek.

selamat ulangthn perkahwinan,kandaku...u r the most precious gift in my life and it comes with xtra gift lg gitu...our DQ & EA and many more to come,ahaks'.

moga kasih sayang antara kami akan sentiasa terpahat utuh berlandasakan keimanan dan ketaqwaan kepada-Nya.amin.

********haVe a NiCe day,do come again,ya!********

diA daTaNG.......

bersiaran kembali...tak ku sangka cempedak menjadi nangka...cempedak digoreng sodap,nangka digulai pun sodappp.abaikan cerita nangka itew...takde kene mengena ngan n3 kali ini.

this time round i would like to share with my fellow blogger frenz my latest toy which is so important in blogsphere...teka jgn tak teka,sonang yo..hehe

last weekend,org heboh sana sinun abt the 'V' day,my hubby n me memang tak celebrate pun.kebetulan pula,on  friday nite my sis ajak lepak 'bumbu bali' restaurant (akhirnya,after few times den ajak,sampai gak akak den tu..hehe).after maghrib dlm kelam kabut nak kluar,kandaku sibuk bertanya

'dinda,should i bring my 'gabak' camera?'

'it's up to u kanda...' sambil dok cek brg2 dlm beg nappy bdk2 ribena nie

'ermmm..ok,pehtu i bawa laptop u skali ek?'

seraya memandang dgn penuh tanda soal ku berkata...

'ler...nak watper?online ke?hp u can bley...uishh,glemer nnt i nak bawa lappy i tu,dah ler battery kong,mana ler nak cari point,pehtu pakai lak keyboard desktop...haha,glemer i u!!'

kandaku just tersenyum kambing...'then no need lah eh...'

at the restaurant...nyesal tak sudah i didnt make the reservation,i should learnt the lesson after a few visits before this mmg selalu full hse.dtg lak time dinner ..masak menunggu,wey!poor my sis n her kids..also my hubby gak ler...luckily,the services mmg superb n the food as usual delicious!

balik umah...after dah settle ngan anak2...kemas dapur,etc..it's time to titon.on my way to the toilet,di depan pintu toilet kandaku menyapa manja siap swit(yg ala2 munyik cencorot tu kan...hehe) sambil  kenyit2 mata lagi gitu....

'eppy balentaim bebeh....'

'eeee....sorry ek mat,i ngan bf i tak sambut ek..hehe' aku jilir lidah masuk toilet terus.

gelak besau kandaku.

dah siap bergusti ngan anak2 ribena itew...aku pun siap2 ler nak siapkan katil lak...yer ler,nak kene susun bantal,siapkan selimut kandaku...kepuk2 itew kepuk2 ini,nak kene tido awal mlm nie,got job for trow.kandaku tibe2 lak dtg mengendeng...

elok jer nak angkat bantal yg last...eh,kenapa lak ada mende keras bawah dia...ada kotak hitam

tarraaaa....opocot,tokojuit den...hehe,tergamam acik kojap...

patut ler ada org mengendeng....surpriseeee....nangis i you...tak sangka dpt gak...(sebenarnye dlm dilema nak amik mende tu ke atau nak amik 'janome' before this).

tenkiu kandaku sayang....tak terucap gembira di hati ini..luv u!

*my HP mininote...(abaikan model tu yer..DQ sibuk suh snap sekali..hehe),hajat dihati nak lenovo netbook,nk sama brand ngan kandaku..tp,dia kata tokleh..boikot.'sorry ek dinda,takde fefel karer'..hehe takper kanda,janji bley pakai..huhu.

inilah dia brg yg ku idam2 selama ini....masa 1st time guna,kandaku siap sound..'ape lagi buka ler byk2 tab...hehe' 'ooppss i'm corri...dah biasa buka satu jer..lupa lak..huhu'.

so,skrg dah bley online dgn aktifnye...tp,ni baru dpt wat n3 baru coz seblm nie sibuk wat ulangkaji kat umah kawan2..nak2 yg ada 'slide'..yahuuuu dah bley access dgn lancar tanpa sekatan ataupun hanggg..toinggg.best bestt...tenkiu ek kandaku...dia tahu dindanye stress gak duduk umah...tu yg suh online menghiburkan hati..i janji u,i takkan melampaui batas dan mengkhianati kepercayaan u pd i!kanji..eh silap..janji :P

p/s:sis neeza...tak sempat i nangis manje2 gitu..dah dpt dah...hehe,kalu nangis manje2 dpt kot fefel karer punye..ahaks'.Cath,i almost nak wat ur idea...haha :P

********haVe a NiCe day,do come again,ya!*********

KaPuTtssSss.....

*bestnye kalu dpt ini karer laptop..ihiks'

once again..the same thing happened..huhuhu...umahku berhabuks kembali...kerana apa?kerna lappy ku sudah mula membuat perangai tahap gaban...slow yg amatttt..on YM kalu,on ler YM solely.jgn ler gatai2 tangan nak browsing sambil2 tu..menyelam sambil minum air amatlah tidak digalakkan...kalu dak hang..pehtu toinggggg..dia sesuka hati turn off.bak kata puan yusztiey..laptop ku macam ayam serama kacukan..hehehe.betoi dah tu.paling best,my pet bro called it laptop zombie..hehe.ermm..kalu nak browsing pun jgn harap ler bley buka tab more than 2..kaputtt terus jadinye.perhaps..ku mengalami nasib yg sama seperti mush..kene start surveying dah rasanye nie *wink-wink* to my beloved kandaku..ahaks'.end of last year almoooost nak dpt ganti...tp,beralah lah demi org2 tersayang..disamping mommynye bley gak join beriadah..maka,terjebak ler beli mende alah nie -wii- ,diriku terpaksalah beralah..sbb kalah undi 1(mommy) Vs. 2(daddy&DQ).
maka,sempat berbloghop jer ler..itupun kalu kandaku takde keje..bley ler borrow his lappy.ni pun i'm just trying my luck nak wat posting..(debar2 nie takut tibe2 hang..huhu).byk2 gilosss nak share citer kat sini...
anyway,i'm so sorry ek since it's all depend pd kestabilan lappy ku ini utk mengupdate...will try my best.
selamat bermlm jumaat dgn ibadah yg diberkati...(nie sbb dgr atok tgh baca yaasin..awal lak atok baca arini..b4 maghrib)..one more day to have kandaku 24hr with me..cutiii..ihiks'.

******haVe a NiCe day,do come again,ya!*******