Saturday, February 28, 2009

SeNoNoh ker...?!


What will u do..if …when  you are in the public..all of sudden u feel itchy….u really need to scratch ur body….or u need to touch or fix something in order to make u feel gooood…erkkkkkks..but  if u do so..it is soooo humiliating hehe..u know lah which part of the body I am referring at…ihiks’ it is up to ur imagination.aiyooooo seksa woo wa cakap lu…

Ini adalah entry merepek meraban jer…sbb tgh tension,pehtu  I saw a lady dgn kompidennye mengorek b*nt*tnye dan menarik sesuatu…thong dia terselit kot..terkengkang2 jln nak betulkan allignment…hahaha,suka hati dia jer kan.kot yer pun gi lah toilet ke…cover2 ler skit,toleh ler sekeliling....




another scenario...td on the way back to penang....we stopped for a while at simpang pulai hentian to top up T&g at petronas.i saw one decent guy with her T tugged in lagi gitu...not bad looking lah..he drove N@bira mpv...sedang elok nak masuk kenderaannya...he turned to his left (ada rumput ler) bent down..shhrrooooohhhhhhh...siap ada percikan lagi...adoiiiiiiii.. eeewwwww...grosssss ...selamberr badak dia jer buang hingus kat situ.the best part,dia lap jer tgn kat jeans dia...erkkk?!!dah kata dok kat petrol pump.masuk ler toilet,malas sgt pi lah kat tepi tu ada paip kat tempt pump angin..setidak2 pun,amik ler tisu dulu dlm kete ke..takkan ler takde tissue??!

p/s:sib baik ada rahsia resepi kat bertam nie..bleylah online sementara tunggu mama&akak stucked jammed dr pulau.tenkiu SR..cuma rasa2nye setakat ni jer kot pembangunan kat KB nie..maklum ler tak lama lagi org tu tak jd PM lagi.harap2 salah ler jangkaan ku ini.... 

**************haVe a NiCe day,do come again,ya!***********

11 comments:

Neeza Shahril said...

yikess!!! akak cukup tak suka orang buang hingus cam tu.. gelikkk!!!
yang garu2 tu.. hehehh.. akak biasa buat.. tapi cover line laa.. takde la depan orang pergi korek thong..
errr.. lagipun akak tak pakai thong pun.. buat melekat celah b*nt*t aje.. hehehh..

Kak Elle said...

stupid people kan?

wawa balik Penang ke?

Cat Cat said...

Pengotor betul Abang Hensem tu kan... Yelah, kalau nak buang hingus pun, gunalah tissue paper... Tak reti2 langsung.

zino said...

malaysia negara demokrasi anda bebas melakukan apa saja hehe..

Zareda Norman said...

euuuwwww.. soooo grosss..

kak zar kalau terserempak kes gitu, surely akan buat muka tak suka,senget senget loya... dan purposely bagi org tu nampak muka kita tak suka.. :)

Mulan said...

isshh isshhh isshhh... gatal atau loaded sangat idong tu kot.. tak nampak umat manusia di sekeliling ke..?

Mother of Two said...

fuiyoo.. tapi kalau kat dubai nie.. emphh.... malaslah nak cakap...specially kaum (.......)& (.......)

tulipurple said...

Neeza Shahril
memang menggelikan...!!
hehe,kalu pakai abaya kat luar,selak jer..masuk tgndlm,senang kot nak tarik yg terselit tu,...haha.

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kak Elle
kalu dah act mcm tu,yg pandai pun looks stupid,kan

yup,i was in penang...blk kg.

tulipurple said...

Cat Cat
terus tak hensem bila dah mcm tu...mahal sgt kot tissue dia..hehe

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Zino
yup..u r rite,bro zino...tp bukan ker kita jua penuh dgn adab kesopanan dan kesusilaan...wah,mcm nak baca ikrar rukun negara laks..hehe

tulipurple said...

Zareda Norman
ihiks'...tak dpt ku bayangkan mata sis menjeling...takut oo org mata kucing mcm sis jeling...ihiks'

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MULAN
ntahler...masuk langau kot idong dia..tu yg tak sempat2.

tulipurple said...

mother of two
wahh..dah mcm kuiz lak nak kene fill in the blank..but i heard depa tu(kalu betul ler tekaan ku ini..hehe) mmg lg dasat ek?