Friday, November 28, 2008

HaNTU...AnTu...

this morning i was craving for western breakfast....tetibe lak angin R menyapa sepi diriku..ahaks'...perhaps becoz of one 'antu' created a scenario with me lastnite,but let me story-mory about this 'hantu' first.as i entered my little-cute-mute kitchen,in my mind already pictured this menu...hehe.yup...first,i fried the little sausages.then,the mixed-vege..(malas nak steam...tp,memang tak sodap fried with butter mcm tu jer).next,i toasted the whole-meal bread then,i prepared the sunny side up...kasi lembik2 itew egg yolk...sodappp.lastly,i wanted to cook the baked-bean...sedang nak membuka tin baked-beans yg memang my feberet.....ADOOOIIIII...!!jari 'HANTU' ku yg kanan terkene itew bibir tin.waLLa....terjadi ler peristiwa berdarah...blood was all over the sink,the cut was short about 0.5inch but very deep one..huhu.cube berlagak tenang..basuh jari kat tap...taknak gak berenti2.mcm2 ayat quran ku baca...tak berjaya gak,kitchen towel dah byk turned into red karer....tak bley jadi nie,kepala sudah start dizzy.called kandaku...in the midst of reporting to him,i knocked out for few seconds..hehe cuak jap kandaku tetibe adindanye sonyapp di ujung talian(maklum ler aku nie low-blood)...sib baik aku tersedar bila dia called balik.kandaku pesan applykan minyak gamat on the cut.nyuttt nyutttt...rasa jari ini.bila dah letak myk gamat..terasa mcm belahan tu mengembang...berentilah bleeding itu seketika.memang tokleh guna jari hantu ku itew..dah ler right side laks.tp,gagahkan jua masak baked bean...abiskan breakfast..hehe.tp,tersilap skit jer..bleeding blk..letak myk gamat.
*saki baki kitchen towel-tissue yg red karer..yg penuh red karer ngeri nak snap...tu myk gamat of the day..hehe.

tak dptlah ku masak sotong masak itam ku arinie for lunch..uwaaaaaaaaa!bukan ku ngade2 takmo masak,i'm a pain-tolerance person...tp,i cant bear to see the bleeding part (selain takut jadi raja bersiong pun ye gak-tp,baked bean td tak kene ek darah),payah nak menggunakan jari2 pun iye gaks.barulah ku tahu betapa pentingnye jari HANTU nie kan...actually,last friday pun ada gak kat cut at the same finger,tak tahu kenape..alih2 dah kene.ermmm...i think i should restrain myself from cooking on friday kot..hehe lame excuse nie..haha.lesson to be learn from this situation....ni Tuhan warning...baru Dia tarik skit keselesaan pd diri dah rasa susahnye..apetah lagi kalau kite terus lalai dgn nikmatnya tanpa kesyukuran ketaatan pd-Nya,macamana agaknye ek?!!tapikan...kenapa dinamakan jari HANTU??apekah significant nye?

ok....my second story abt the 'antu' lastnite.....kalu nak tau,this is the 'antu'.... hehe,
presenting EA the 'antu' seben-eleben....last evening,i went to my bro's hse to leypak2 with my anak2 sedara sambil dropping my kids there kejap coz nak gi kedai to get my sotong(uwaaaaa....kecur air liyo teringat sotong masak itam!!).backed from the shop,ujan heavily lak...till after maghrib.so,bilas kat situ jer ler...since pinjam baju cuzon,gali jer ape yg ada.so,my sister gave this T and pant...jadi ler EA ambassador seben-eleben.the problem was...EA sudah jadi 'antu' seben-eleben coz dia takmo tido2,even at 3am this morning he's still awake...eeeeee,i did switch off all the light including lampu titon...he still has the guts berjalan,turun katil,pokpek pokpek bercakap...even bila mommy tunjuk,acah2 dgn rotan pun dia takmo titon..bila diacah tu he acted lah mcm nak titon,tp idok jugak...lastly,mommy terlelap..daddy ngan DQ lama dah sampai lala land.at 415am...terjaga,lerrrrrrrr....'antu' seben-eleben belum titon gak but, dah nak tuko shift..EA dah naik katil,tp still pokpek pokpek sambil cari2 nenen mommy...hehe.sabau jer lah....tak taulah bila dia tutup kedai betul2.so,today seben-eleben buka balik at 330pm...amik ko...hahaha,flat giloss lerr tu!jgn ler wat selalu anak oitt...kalu mommy nk bloggin takper gak..bukan per,i just dont want anything harmful happen to u....tak larat nak berjaga pun iye gak..hehe.

**********haVe a NiCe day,do come again,ya!***********

9 comments:

Ummi365 said...

patutlah dia duk merayau kat rumah kat ani and kak elle pepagi buta. hehehe..

tulipurple said...

Ummi365
tau takper...hehehe,fenin dah kepala nie,wengg!nak kene duduk london nie..switch time..huhu.

Neeza Shahril said...

alaaa... teringat lak kisah jari manis belah kiri akak luka hari tu. Dalam cam tu la.. sampai nangis2 call che' abang hehee.. manja la katakan.. Alhamdulillah, dah baik sekarang ni.. tapi ada kembung sikit kat belakang tu.. sib la dah kawin.. kalau tidak, kurang hantaran 5K hahaha!!!

Kak Elle said...

hehe kan dah kena marah ngan ummi365 tu pepagi dah merayap...kesian esok masak lah sotong hitam tu dah tu tempek kat blog ni biar ummi jeles pulak asal dia tak leh makan sotong....hahahaha

ummu asiah said...

tulip..
akak la ni..if nak beli mknan dlm tin cari yg boleh tarik buka saja..tapi kalau baked beans tu,,maybe if tin kecik tak de yg mcm tu kot.

senang kan kalau dpt makan mcm tu..tak yah susah payah masak..

hhmm..pagi esok nak prepare ni jelah..telur ada,baked beans bertin2 ada..sosej pun ada..corn..green peas..wah..kalau makan kat kedai dah berapa RM kena caj ni..jimat duit breakfast esok hopefully..asyek makan luar saja..

aNIe said...

Tulip..akak tak berani tgk tangan tulip yang berdarah tu...nanti akak pengsan...betul...akak kene luka sikit pun boleh pengsan tgk darah...hahahah

Aduh...comeynya dia masa titon...

tulipurple said...

neeza shahril
ahaks'..biasalah tu sis,kalu tak manja ngan cik abg kite ngan saper lagi kan...tulah,sib baik dah kawin kan..kalu dak turun rege hantaran RM1.20 kot..huhu.

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kak elle
ok ok set..nnt sy masak saya tempek kat blog...ahaks'.

tulipurple said...

ummu asiah
memang senang tin yg tarik2 tu kan..tp kenapa lah tak semua mcm tu kan?!
hehe..mmg jimat sungguh kalu masak senirik...cuma sy ni jer kekdg vitamin M tu besau nau..huhu.

tulipurple said...

aNIe
woooo..takut darah ek akak sorang ni,tokleh ler join kak elle jadi missy...hehe.
uishh..kalu titon tu memang ler cute,kalu dia jadi antu 7-eleben tu..hilang cute tu..hahaha.